The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (2/14/18)

Front

Ellen338a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen338b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This Valentine’s Day prove to someone your love by buying them something nicer than they got you. Then say something sweet like, “I guess I do love you more” and really spice up the night by adding “did you EVER love me or has this all been a sham?” Spicy!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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