Attn: Ellen (12/12/18)

The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (12/12/18)

December 12, 2018

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Dear Ellen,

Recently I looked in the mirror and didn’t like what I saw. I took off my glasses and wow – stunning! What a beautiful fuzzy creature stood before me! Such a sharp (maybe?) jawline! Such dazzling eyes are probably right around that area? I didn’t know what I was looking at, but I liked (possibly?) it.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.