The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (12/12/18)




Back (apologies for my handwriting!)



The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Recently I looked in the mirror and didn’t like what I saw. I took off my glasses and wow – stunning! What a beautiful fuzzy creature stood before me! Such a sharp (maybe?) jawline! Such dazzling eyes are probably right around that area? I didn’t know what I was looking at, but I liked (possibly?) it.

OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?


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