DumbFunnery

I was reading about upcoming March Madness fun when I saw this: Louisville’s KFC Yum Center. That’s real. That’s a real place and that is the name they chose. I read that and without thinking said ‘blech.’ People, lots and lots of theoretically smart marketing people … chose that. Probably after deliberation. There were names worse than the KFC Yum Center!

Your seat could be covered in this!

Here now for your consideration are otheer places for young, talented athletes to sport it up.

• The Citadel’s White Castle Impenetrable Burger Fortress Arena
• Boise State’s Taco Bell Tasty Laxative Station
• Georgia Tech’s Hardee’s’ll Do (I Guess) Stadium
• University of Alabama’s McDonald’s Grease Bag of Goodies Center
• University of Arizona’s Arby’s We Have the (Track) Meats Stadium