Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
I recently went to my first sporting event at Denver University. I don’t know if they have an honors college, but if they don’t they’re missing a real t-shirt selling opportunity. I mean, like, really. D.U.H.
Why am I doing this?
Lebron James is a person.
Basketball is a sport.
News breaks, but super glue can help.
Wait, am I doing this right?
Find out more … at 11.
In light of her telling me
(Not so succinctly,
I might add ironically)
That communication is to me what the heel is to Achille
I want to compliment her with words that will be like flowers
Yes, I’ll unleash my verbal super powers
(I could pontificate for hours and hours)
It is imponderable
How can you pack a baleful
Of kindness in that skull
AND be a heaven-sent eyeful.
It’s almost intolerable
How you can be so beautiful
And conversationally wonderful.
Yes, my darling, my sweet, I should compliment you more often
So that your look, in that cute way, will soften
And you will stop imagining me in my coffin
Just answer me this question
(Which is a not-so-subtle suggestion)
If I’m the one working on my communication
(In an attempt to avoid future condemnation)
How many more times could I have said I wanted to watch this game?
So please … love muffin … move out of the frame.
A few random updates from the ol’ bucket list! Sports-themed!
Texas hasn’t fully grasped the game of hockey …
(Somewhere down there is a basketball game …)
It was NASA night so Cosmo came out
Sporting VR’s sweet reflection-y shades!