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Attn: Ellen (6/15/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I don’t know about you, but I have recently lost all interest in the card game hearts.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (6/8/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What do you think is in that building to inspire those guys to run away in happy terror?

My guess is attractive naked people (happy) and clowns (terror).

Let me know your answer @ DumbFunnery!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (6/1/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see Luke getting a classic cold, detached, emotionless hero’s welcome. R2D2 beeps out, “I hope someone brought cheese because I know Luke brought a big ol bag of whine.”

Yes, another classic Star Wars moment!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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