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Attn: Ellen (5/25/16)

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Dear Ellen,

Have people given serious thought to the idea that God exists? And second of all, that God is out of His/Her gourd on drugs? Just look at nature. “Ohhh dude … grab the red paint and like, just, the whole necks in red … woah, harsh, add some black racing stripes. Oh super rad. Ok now like, make it look like grass is growing on their bellies. Sick! OK, now …”

It’s just funny given how colorless some church are when natures seems like a celebration of variety, vibrance, color.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (5/18/16)

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Dear Ellen,

I can almost picture the day the Grand Canyon was named. Someone said, “how about the Grand Canyon?” and everyone else said, “yeah … that’s not … bad … I guess.” And then the naming deadline day came and the person in charge said confidently, “all right, sure, that’ll do, whatever.”

History!!

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Attn: Ellen (5/4/16)

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Dear Ellen,

It’s playoff hockey time! The time of year when the people ask: can someone be shy a few teeth, have a beard that birds live in, and look like someone who could spend a few hours staring at foil because it’s shiny … AND be attractive?

And somehow the answer is always yes.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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