Music Monday
Tigertown – Bullet from the Gun (these guys sound like Big Black Delta)
Slow Hollows – Pools (I can’t find a YouTube channel for them so … this’ll do)
Jane Schra – Carry On
Gregory Pepper and His Problems – At Least I’m Not a Musician
Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category
Disney Princes and Their Kinks
- Guy from Cinderella – feet
- Guy from Sleeping Beauty – let’s not get into that
- Guy from Little Mermaid – girls who, when they laugh, sound kinda like a dolphin
- Guy from Rapunzel – you know that thing where you get a haircut but you never get rid of the hair instead you build like a little home? This guy knows allll about that
- Guy from Beauty and the Beast – rumor has it when he was first turned into a “beast” he thought, “sweet, I’ll weed out the weird girls who aren’t into animals” … but then I guess he realized, as a beast, how much more difficult it was to use toilet paper so he was a little fed up with the idea of being a beast at that point
Hey girl, lemme see those feet … Awwwyissss
Things I Did Before Thinking to Watch the Pro Bowl
- Had a contest against myself to see how much celery I could eat (24 minutes)
- Made toast using my glasses and the sun instead of the toaster, just cuz (3 hours)
- Went to a music store and practiced the triangle until I was kicked out (4 minutes)
- Called everyone with the last name Quimby that I could find a number for online, then when they answered I would do my best Mayor Quimby impression and say, “I, err, ahh, wrong num-bay-er” (2 hours)
- Wrote this blog post (time stood still)
P.S. The Pro Bowl was on yesterday, everybody!!
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