2 Weeks of G’Day
I’m heading to Australia today! So … I’ll see you in about two weeks!
If you miss me dearly, you can hit the ‘Why Not’ button over to your right to check out a random post. Come on, do it!
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Check Out These Abs?
I think the internet has made the prevalence of the bathroom self-portrait fairly common knowledge. It’s you, alone, taking a picture using the bathroom mirror.
For guys the picture may include you being shirtless, flexing. There are a lot of varieties for the bathroom self-portraits.
These are easy pictures to make fun of. Girls I know who are on dating sites often eliminate guys if they include a single one of these check-out-these-abs pictures. I think these pictures must be doing something for some people though, because they’re still happening.
But wait.
What if the girls who respond to these guys know what the guy is REALLY trying to prove.
It’s not, “hey baby, check out these abs.” Don’t be silly! These shirtless hunks aren’t some brainless gym-rats, they’re the whole package. The picture is really saying, “hey baby, check out this clean mirror. And did you notice the sink? Impeccable. Not a single stray beard-hair or toothpaste stain. Yeah, I guess you could say I take care of my body, but more importantly, I take care of my house. Maybe … one day … our house? Think it over.”
Seen above is a picture of myself being one of these guys (but with a shirt on, I don’t like sit-ups). Because I am sporting a shirt, which makes me less of a tool, I decided to wear sunglasses and pretend to be aloof for my own self-portrait. I think that makes it equivalent to a shirtless photo.
Check out my clean bathroom counter and sink!
Dear Joe’s Sh*tty Ideas
How are you? I enjoy your blog, but you don’t have an email so I’m talking to you this way. (Also it’s funny to me to picture someone coming to my blog and holy crap – that days entry is basically an email to you!)
Anywho, up at the top I have the “NEAT!” page where I interview other bloggers and I haven’t done one of those in a loooooong time, so if you’d be up for it, please let me know how I can get in touch with you.
I’ll ask dumb questions, and you can give me sincere or whatever kind of answer you want.
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In other news, hi Mom. Yes, I know I have Sh*tty in the title. See how I put an asterisk? That is for you.
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In other, other news … Yes, other readers of the blog, my mom reads my blog and does not like it when I swear, so I hear about it. I am a very big mama’s boy.
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Happy Monday, eh folks?
DumbFunnery 