The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Brazos Bend State Park

Brazos Bend State Park

Pretty fun trash can to start our day at Brazos Bend State Park.

 

Brazos Bend State Park

I wanted to walk up to this group of bird watchers and say, “cat stuck up in the tree, huh? Silly cats.”

 

Brazos Bend State Park

Rover?! ROOOOOVERRRRRRR!!

 

Brazos Bend State Park

I was reading a sign when I looked up and saw an alligator walking toward me, about 5 feet away. I scurried away and was able to take this photo of an alligator caution sign along with an alligator. What a ham.

 

Brazos Bend State Park

Brazos Bend State Park

A Brazos Bend traffic jam … supplied by a gator.

 

Brazos Bend State Park

A better angle of Mr. Traffic Jam himself – he must’ve been at least 8 feet long. Yikes.

Attn: Ellen (9/23/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

How about this postcard, huh? My sister got me a set of SIX of these! All the exact same. So, what should I do with the five remaining Neapolitan cat cones? Any celebrity pals you want me to send one to? Or any other ideas?

What can I say – these postcards have me in a cat … atonic state.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Big Bend National Park

Big Bend National Park

I’m calling you out, nature.

 

Big Bend National Park

I heard you were calling me out?

 

Big Bend National Park

Day 1 was a hike in the Chisos Mountains. It was beautiful and the scenery changed a lot while we moved.

 

Big Bend National Park

 

Big Bend National Park

 

Big Bend National Park

Day 2 we did a “desert hike” … at the same park there was a ton of diversity for the landscape. It was very cool.