The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Being a Good Host

I was nervous and excited – hosting my first social run. Who would show up? How do we handle different paces? Will people want to go grab a beer after?

I really wanted it to go well because I wanted a nice jog and some new pals. What better way than to host a friendly social run!

The first guy is walking up and he looks … like he might have a slow pace. First of all, he’s a big, big fella. Second, he’s wearing sweatpants, sandals, and a big hoody. Why is he dressed like he’s doing 5k to couch?

Ah, another guy walking up! He’s a skinny, sort of unbalanced looking guy.

Great. Good start.

Hey, a girl, all right! She’s a bit older … more power to her, right!?

I give a friendly hello to the three and begin to question myself … I am the only one dressed for a jog. Why am I the only one dressed for a jog?

“Are you guys here for the social run?”

The skinny fella looks at me askance and the older woman barks out “RUN?”

I look at my phone quickly, wanting to double check that I am at the right location, and that’s when I see it, my post “social rub” … that simple little difference, the distance between the keys ‘b’ and ’n’ on a keyboard.

I sigh, stifle a tear, grit my teeth, it’s time to be a good host.

I am looking at maybe going to a social run on Tuesday night and I noticed how easily someone could have a typo and what a very different crowd this small typo would lead to attracting. Anywho, occasionally I remember that some family might read my blog and … well, let’s just remember that I’m a big old weirdo.

Attn: Ellen (5/31/17)

Front

Ellen311a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen311b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

How many dates do you think have ended where the last thing said was just “ew?”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Music Monday

Tove Styrke – Say My Name

Big Wild – Aftergold feat. Tove Styrke

Kiesza – Hideaway (I dig the one shot nature of the video)

The Avalanches – Because I’m Me

P.S. See a playlist for this … here.

P.P.S. See a playlist for all Music Mondays … here.