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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Lately I’ve been feeling more aware of my, let’s call it “single-ness.” Thankfully, I have this postcard.
This painting must have been the start of the “forever alone” meme.
Thank you Dwarf Michel, and until next week Ellen!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I recently realized some disappointing news. I can never be a real artist (you have to say that word with ennui).
Why can’t I be an artist?
I smile too much.
But – good news! – I can fake the funk. All I have to do is suck on sour candies at artsy affairs. Good news – disdainful, pained expression in the bag. Bad news – I’ll probably say “blech” from the candy at an inopportune moment.
Sincerely,
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