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Attn: Ellen (3/21/12)

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Dear Ellen,

I recently realized some disappointing news. I can never be a real artist (you have to say that word with ennui).

Why can’t I be an artist?

I smile too much.

But – good news! – I can fake the funk. All I have to do is suck on sour candies at artsy affairs. Good news – disdainful, pained expression in the bag. Bad news – I’ll probably say “blech” from the candy at an inopportune moment.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

 

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Attn: Ellen (1/5/11)

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Dear Ellen,

“Quick, Johnny! Get that fire going – this stick is trying to kill me!”

Johnny stood there. Mute with shock.

Somewhere in the distance a cow snickered.

Now THAT’S art!

Hope you had a lovely New Year’s. Kicking off 2011 with a dose of weird.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

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Even for me this one is weird. If you click on the picture (first pic above) this may make sense.

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