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Dear Ellen,
Over the course of my life I have discovered a lot of hairs in my food … And yet … Each time I react the same: shock, horror, feelings of betrayal, maybe a quick “AHH!!!”
Please advise.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
You know what I hate? When someone says ‘my gosh’ but they are clearly staring at someone else’s gosh.
Some show respect.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I wonder if animals ever notice when humans are doing that mouth gymnastics thing like when you’ve just had corn on the cob and you’re trying to deal with the aftermath instead of just flossing.
What do the animals think is happening? Maybe we’re communicating with the weather? Or that we’re insane?
If anybody knows, please clue me in.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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