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Dear Ellen,
While fishnet stockings over your face may look attractive, it can make eating difficult.
Note here, this woman attempting to eat her finger.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
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Dear Ellen,
If I’m ever going to be part of a grand jury I’ll rent a tux, show up, and say, “you call THIS a grand jury?!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I feel like ‘one if by land, two if by sea’ would be a great restaurant name. But here’s the kicker – it’s a donut shop! And I bet you were picturing surf n turf.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
P.S. With every dozen donuts you get a side of vegetarian meatloaf … whatever that means.
DumbFunnery 