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Attn: Ellen (6/11/14)


Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Would you mind reminding me? You see, I’m watching tennis and can’t remember: is tennis the poor man’s badminton?, or the rich man’s man’s ping pong?, or the extravagantly wealthy man’s competitive hot dog eating contest?

Please let me know as soon as you get a minute!

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?

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