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Attn: Ellen (5/6/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think I would like to be cremated when I die, BUT I would also like a tombstone with an epitaph that says “violently huggable.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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