The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (5/6/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think I would like to be cremated when I die, BUT I would also like a tombstone with an epitaph that says “violently huggable.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (5/6/15)" (1)

  1. Violently huggable? Let me imagine that *_*

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