The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (5/6/15)

May 6, 2015

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think I would like to be cremated when I die, BUT I would also like a tombstone with an epitaph that says “violently huggable.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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Attn: Ellen

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  1. Mon said:
    May 18, 2015 at 8:58 pm

    Violently huggable? Let me imagine that *_*

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