Hillbilly Past-Times
1 – Figuring out just how few teeth you need to get by.
2 – Chuckling at the phrase “Je m’appelle.”
3 – Jed.
4 – Poking stuff with sticks.
5 – Debating the complexity of life or whatever.
6 – Being frustrated about ATVs and how much money they cost. Really, what’s the deal? Are they only for doctors or something?
7 – Bacon.
8 – Coming up with new idioms that are both ignorant and clever.
9 – Makin’ babies.
10 – T-shirts with flags and fish on them. And how B.A. they are.
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