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Attn: Ellen (7/3/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres van Gogh

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I must admit – I am a bit of a pack rat. I have a hard time throwing things away, even when they serve no purpose to keep.

But, good news, I have recently discovered a use for my 2 old cell phones!

I’m going to go to a crowded street corner, say something trivial but cryptic into one of my old cell phones (“The zapatos are en route.”) and then throw the phone into the trash.

Just think of the imaginative thoughts I’ll inspire!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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