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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (12/20/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I didn’t know the ‘Little Critters’ postcards included one of my son! Ha! Ha! Ha!

No, really though, my wife gave birth to a skunk. It’s a medical anomaly, and I find it disturbing.

Please send help.

Sincerely,

DumbFunnery.com

OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (12/6/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see a cartoon depiction of our current political landscape.
Honestly, what’s the best course of action when the more you pay attention the more disheartened and disappointed you feel?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/29/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

While fishnet stockings over your face may look attractive, it can make eating difficult.

Note here, this woman attempting to eat her finger.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR

@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?