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Dear Ellen,
If I was that green guy I’d always be working on a Rubik’s Cube with my set of tiny arms.
Maybe Chewie has that look of fear/delight because he just saw an efficient Rubik’s Cube solution?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I bet if Darth Vader hadn’t been evil he would’ve been super evil. Using his Force powers to tickle people (instead of choking them to death). That slow, labored breathing as he stands 10 feet away … tickling you. Could it get more evil?!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
This postcard makes me think – is it, or is it not a good idea to remake beloved movies scene for scene but recast with people who are squat champions of the universe.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
or @DumbFunnery
P.S. The byline for each one could be “gam on.”
DumbFunnery 