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Attn: Ellen (6/10/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You want to know something that is not surprising? In Texas, when someone shoots (and sometimes kills) a home invader/crook breaking into the home … The News anchors state this with an almost amused tone.

(The funny/sad part is that if I’d said, say, Vermont, you’d read that and think ‘oh yikes!’ … But with Texas? Eh, seems right.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Wildseed Farms

Recently the lady and I headed to the Texas hill country to admire the wildflowers before they disappear til next March. As part of this we drove to Wildseed Farms which grows the wildflowers, gets the seeds and then sells them. A very clever business idea because who would think to profit off of something that grows naturally? But what Texan can refuse buying some bluebonnet seeds?

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Caddo Lake State Park

Caddo Lake State Park

The canoes by Mill Pond

 

We were like a Coleman ad.

We were like a Coleman ad.

 

Caddo Lake State Park

Part of the drive to our campsite.

 

Caddo Lake State Park

Out on the canoe!

 

Caddo Lake State Park