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Attn: Ellen (11/16/16)



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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Peaceful looking cabin, right?

But what if I told you a mean old man lived there.

He’s actually got a heart of gold outside that rough exterior?

But he only ever has vanilla ice cream – no sprinkles, or chocolate chips, or ANYTHING.

The ice cream is homemade and the best vanilla ice cream in the world?

But … it’s vanilla. Like, come on, man.

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

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