The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Posts tagged ‘underatreeprints’

Attn: Ellen (12/14/16)

Front

ellen290a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

ellen290b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

With Christmas fast approaching and shopping areas turning into horrifying parking experiences wrought with feelings where you smash the palms of your hands into your eyes as though that’ll help – I’d recommend people have nature documentaries … wait no, those can be depressing … How about just pretty pictures of animals? Have those at the ready. See, isn’t life better just remembering how pretty things can be?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Card via underatreeprints.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/16/16)

Front

ellen286a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

ellen286b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Peaceful looking cabin, right?

But what if I told you a mean old man lived there.

He’s actually got a heart of gold outside that rough exterior?

But he only ever has vanilla ice cream – no sprinkles, or chocolate chips, or ANYTHING.

The ice cream is homemade and the best vanilla ice cream in the world?

But … it’s vanilla. Like, come on, man.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

(Card from: underatreeprints.com)

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/2/16)

Front

ellen284a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

ellen284b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

From one famous person to another, sometimes all the free stuff is a bit much, right?

…Well. So. To be a little more honest, I got this postcard and more from underatreeprints.com because my buddy TS is a nice guy AND because he and his mom started the business! (They’re the artists, pretty good, right?)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

(Or, if you want some cards or postcard, @underatreeprint)

Why am I doing this?

%d bloggers like this: