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Posts tagged ‘Vogue’

Attn: Ellen (5/16/18)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen350b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If I remember correctly this woman was the Side-Eye Champion of the Universe. She’s seen here practicing on a poor, unsuspecting umbrella.

Hang in there umbrella, she doesn’t mean it.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (7/5/17)

Front

Ellen315a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Unless this girl is a squatter, I’m not entirely sure she knows what ‘moderate cost’ means. But hey, we all need a summer shack, right?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/19/17)

Front

Ellen305a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen305b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This issue of Vogue featured the famous article about the woman who had her head sewn onto the body of a bird.

I guess you could say she was a little cuckoo.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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