This? It’s just my hand. Oh, wait, you’re pointing to that? That shiny thing? Well, that’s my wedding band!
No, not a musical band that is so tiny you can’t see them with your naked eye. It’s the ring. Why did I call it a band if it’s not music? I don’t know …
But come on, you’re missing the point. It’s my wedding ring band.
What’s a ring band? Umm … Sounds like a band that plays while standing in the shape of a circle at all their concerts? Why do you ask about – Oh.
Ok. Let’s try again. This? It’s my wedding ring!
Yeah, that’s right, I’m married! A married man! I say things like wife and husband and other married people things!
Yes indeed, I guess you could say I have a deeper appreciation for humanity now. I understand things better. I can empathize while planning for a sound foundation for the future. Yessirree, all this because of this magical ring!
Oh it doesn’t suddenly make me more intelligent? More compassionate? More communicative? Well, I beg to differ … Exhibit A, Why did my car insurance payment suddenly drop so dramatically? Hmmm?
That’s right, folks, this ring has changed me overnight! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make tired jokes with my co-workers about gender-stereotype roles in a marriage.
Because we’ve got the JAM!
Tomorrow (TOMORROW!) I’m getting hitched. To a real live lady! Here’s the CD we made for guests staying at the hotel … Jam out and you’ll be at the wedding with us in spirit, old buddies, old pals!
Cameras by Matt and Kim
Puzzle pieces by Saint Motel (I like this video)
Call Me Irresponsible by Bobby Darin
The Escape by Wild Child
I Wanna Be Your Man by Willy Moon (Dig his footwork!)
100 Days, 100 Nights by Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings
Clouds & Cream by Sticky Fingers
Awkward by San Cisco
Daydream by The Lovin’ Spoonful
Young Love by Mystery Jets
Thank You by Mozella
Song No. 6 by Ane Brun feat. Ron Sexsmith (Fun video!)
Your Easy Lovin’ Ain’t Pleasin’ Nothin’ by Mayer Hawthorne (Are you a bit of a goober but want to be surrounded by dancing girls? Call Mayer, he’s got it figured out.)
Pioneers by The Lighthouse and The Whaler
Spotlight by Leagues
Mr Polite by The Jungle Giants (A fun video)
Heart it Races by Architecture in Helsinki
You’re My Best Friend by Queen