Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This painting is called “Family Reunion.” Who are they staring at? Creepy Uncle Joe? What an unsettling group!
Maybe the artist loved staring contests, and wanted to depict the world’s creepiest one.
I salute you, Bazille, (the artist) – you win this staring contest, despite being dead.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
My sister and I were talking and we agreed – for single girls, Valentine’s stinks. For guys in a relationship, Valentine’s can definitely stink. In my opinion, on Valentine’s, there are a lot of ways a guy dating someone can fail … but very few ways a girl can fail.
Try and think of a way:
So fellas, good luck finding out the magical Valentine’s formula:
Chocolates + flowers + compliments = a lady wearing no pants.
Happy Valentine’s everyone!!
Brought to you by … phoning it in, blogger style.
This morning Rainbow Speak and I (along with many others) volunteered for Habitat for Humanity. He and I ended up on the roof (sort of roof, it wasn’t complete) hammering … something. I forget what. From 8 to noon though we hammered away at whatever it was. Occasionally he’d say, nails in mouth, “this is a real nail-biter up here.” Terrible dad-joke. Which led me to this post. I apologize everyone, blame Rainbow Speak.
Carpenter (after being asked how was your day?): It was another nail-biter!
Pilot (after telling one joke while approaching the runway): I guess you could say we’re coming in a little funny.
Dentist (in fake sad voice): Bad news … it turns out I can’t handle the tooth.
Army (specifally if you’re named Joseph): GI Joe? When will they get my letters!? It’s JoSEPH. GI JoSEPH.
Rocket Scientist: Another tough day of work … Sometimes problems can be so difficult, but I just have to remind myself, “well it’s not rocket science, you can do this,” …….. oh wait …
Archaeologist: What tragedy is this I see! We get here and the place is already in ruins!?
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