Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
You may think, based on my handwriting, that I am a drunk pre-schooler. This is not true.
Scientific tests have proven that, despite my diet of Chefboyardees and Pizza Lunchables (extra cheesy kind) – I am actually a 26 year old.
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (1/19/11)" (4)
I knew the lunchables were going to have an impact eventually.
haha if only I had carbon-dated myself … if only
(I’m currently trying to think of a bad pun about a scientist asking someone out on a carbon date …)
how dare you carbon date yourself…. i thought we agreed to do that together!
also… this made me laugh out loud in my math class… oops!
Scientific tests… Good lord, you carbon dated yourself didn’t you? You know those tests can be off by thousands of years.