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Attn: Ellen (12/7/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

In Germany I was talking with a guy. I told him I was there to, primarily, visit Oktoberfest. He told me, matter-of-factly/with humor, that “Oktoberfest is Mecca for Americans.”

How cool is that guy?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Sorry this isn’t very funny … in my defense Die Hard is on so I have to watch that.

Attn: Ellen (11/30/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Here’s what you do – tape a small map of Brugge to your leg. Then, bump into something. Concerned, your friend will say, “are you all right?” Then you life up your pants and say, “aw, I’ve got a little Brugge on my leg.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (11/23/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

“Mmmm, succulent meat,” she said seductively.

“Your pie … is tasty,” he said gruffly.

“Wait – I didn’t make pie.”

“Well, I’m sorry. This whole ‘sexual Thanksgiving’ thing is weird.”

Happy Thanksgiving to Ellen + Everybody!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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