The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

This is a statue in D.C. for the Boy Scouts. Check out more pictures here.

A bit of explanation can be found here, but I’ll paste the bit about the (naked) man:

“The male figure exemplifies physical, mental, and moral fitness, love of country, good citizenship, loyalty, honor, and courage. He carries a helmet, a symbol of masculine attire.”

Sure, masculine. I get it. But it still took me by surprise. Like some terrible childhood where the dad couldn’t get enough attention.

“Son, let’s go outside for a walk!”
“I really need to do my homework dad! Sorry, maybe tomorrow!”
“Tomorrow!? Have you SEEN this physique!? We can’t deny the world this hot bod – we’re going outside NOW!”
(“UGH!, walks with Dad are the WORST!!!”)

Comments on: "“UGH!, walks with Dad are the WORST!!!”" (2)

  1. It’s going to be a long story when that boy one day has to explain to his girlfriend his fear of intimacy.

  2. Not Barbara said:

    Couldn’t they have just clothed him in masculine attire?

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