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Posts tagged ‘D.C.’

Attn: Ellen (6/20/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m in D.C.! My friend Airplanes has joined me for this trip. She, get ready for a shock, loves airplanes. Before I travel she tells me an “interesting” fact about airplanes. One day I explained to her how it works, it’s a little something like this:

(see obnoxious drawing above)

She finds me to be annoying.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

Attn: Ellen (6/13/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Soon I’ll be going to visit D.C.! I’m debating starting a postcard writing campaign to the president. I figure I’ll easily be able to tell if they’re getting them or not, from how fast security guards are to give me strange glances. But I bet Carl, the Secret Service guy with the quirky sense of humor that I made up just now, I bet he’ll wave hello.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (4/25/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Tough-day-at-the-office Panda gets it. Sometimes you just need to be held.

Unfortunately tough-day-at-the-office Panda refuses to be little spoon and frankly that’s a mistake.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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