1 – Figuring out just how few teeth you need to get by.
2 – Chuckling at the phrase “Je m’appelle.”
3 – Jed.
4 – Poking stuff with sticks.
5 – Debating the complexity of life or whatever.
6 – Being frustrated about ATVs and how much money they cost. Really, what’s the deal? Are they only for doctors or something?
7 – Bacon.
8 – Coming up with new idioms that are both ignorant and clever.
9 – Makin’ babies.
10 – T-shirts with flags and fish on them. And how B.A. they are.
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Hillbilly Past-Times" (3)
You also forgot: huntin’, fishin’, muddin’, and the fine art of turning roadkill into a delicacy. Or a hat.
ummm, NASCAR? That’s like the biggest one, plus it encapsulates at least four of your other items.
I guess I’ve never occasioned to say Je m’appelle to a hillbilly. Though the area I live in hillbillies hate Canadians so I try to avoid practicing my rusty French in front of them.