The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Tracy Morgan and I

Twist Morgan
Shout Morgan

(So we could yell Twist and Shout at the mall, and not just randomly.)

Alicia Silverstone and I

Loch Ness Silverstone
Roped Off Silverstone
For the Love of God NOTICE ME Silverstone

(What’s she been up to lately? Seriously.)

Yogi Bear and I

Yogi Bear, Jr.

(He’s totally the type to have a Junior.)

Ke$ha and I

Lis@
B()B
Jos&ph

(Because, you know, we’d want our kids to be ridiculed.)

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Comments on: "If I Married a Celebrity – Baby Names" (1)

  1. I think the Ke$ha one is the best. People would love B()b

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