The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Posts tagged ‘name’

If I Owned a Taco Truck

My Taco Truck’s Name

Taco Truck You Up

Go Go Sandwich Van!

Hey Kid, Want Some Candy?

Meat on a Stick and Other Questionable Goodies

Lets Do Lunch – We Can Taco Bout It

If I Married a Celebrity – Baby Names

Tracy Morgan and I

Twist Morgan
Shout Morgan

(So we could yell Twist and Shout at the mall, and not just randomly.)

Alicia Silverstone and I

Loch Ness Silverstone
Roped Off Silverstone
For the Love of God NOTICE ME Silverstone

(What’s she been up to lately? Seriously.)

Yogi Bear and I

Yogi Bear, Jr.

(He’s totally the type to have a Junior.)

Ke$ha and I


(Because, you know, we’d want our kids to be ridiculed.)

If I Started a Think Tank, Part I

Although I am sure you are aware, I will give the definition of a think tank (source):

An institute, corporation, or group organized for interdisciplinary research (as in technological and social problems) – called also think factory

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the phrase ‘think factory’ but that conjures up all kinds of fun, Roald Dahl-esque imagery.

Anyhow. I went to a wine tasting/grading party on Saturday night and I got drunk. In my drunken state I began to daydream about my own think tank.
‘What’s that? DumbFunnery as the originator of a think tank?’
Why, yes, friend. It not only could happen – it WILL happen. But only if you use the phrase ‘think tank’ in a non-traditional, less-work involving way.

First things first, though. What’s the name of my think tank? Here are some ideas. Feel free to vote.

Please feel free to write in other names if you have something good. If your idea is selected, the think tank will tackle any problem of your choosing. Or if that just sounds like I’m relying on you to be creative in two seperate instances, I’ll figure something else out. You jerk.

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