I’ve heard, possibly read (I really can’t remember) that dogs can be very in tune with your emotional state. They know when you’re down, and using their keen dog intellect they don’t make you take them for a walk right before bed? Who knows.
Anyway. I think the Zombie has something like this going on.
I am what I would call “actively single” right now. That’s another way of saying I haven’t been on a date in a while. The usual signs are there. I’m eating healthier. I’m exercising a lot. I’m reading more. It’s terrible. I do these things to primp myself until I trick some pretty lady into dating me, then BOOM, back to eating whatever I want and video games.
The Zombie, sweet undead fella that he is, has realized that in my actively single state I am wishing I had a girlfriend so I could be lazy. Also, you know, romance.
The last few hands I’ve caught him munching on have been men’s hands. With wedding rings on them. Isn’t the Zombino the sweetest?
Comments on: "My Zombie Roomy (3/6/12)" (5)
Totally agree with this post. I’ve been flossing a lot more lately as well. However, I think my overall activity level is due to my singleness AND my unemployment. Those issues also have an effect on one another.
That’s quite a wing man you got there! Always looking out for your best interests.
I’ve never heard of being lazy as the reason one wants to be in a relationship, but it certainly does seem accurate. Remember though, the first 3 months of a relationship are even more active than being single. Impressing people is hard business.
That old silly sentimental. I guess it’s true what they say, romance isn’t dead, just undead.
Next week I’ll start jogging again. Or else I’ll just let her feed me more food.