The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (7/18/12)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Have you ever been to a museum? And while there you saw something beautiful? And, while annoyed at how cliché it was, felt truly moved? Then you maybe say out loud, “thank you … thank you,” prompting a security guard to say, “shhh.” And then you say, “I’m sorry … the painting spoke to me first …” And suddenly you’re texting your friend, “got kicked out 4 a bad joke. Going to get a sandwich.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (7/18/12)" (1)

  1. Every flippin’ day.

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