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Attn: Ellen (7/18/12)

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Have you ever been to a museum? And while there you saw something beautiful? And, while annoyed at how cliché it was, felt truly moved? Then you maybe say out loud, “thank you … thank you,” prompting a security guard to say, “shhh.” And then you say, “I’m sorry … the painting spoke to me first …” And suddenly you’re texting your friend, “got kicked out 4 a bad joke. Going to get a sandwich.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

Attn: Ellen (12/21/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Happy Holidays to you and your staff.

I hope they are full of naps, sweets, laughs and other beautiful things.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (3/2/11)

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Dear Ellen,

This week on my blog it’s “Picture Week.” In other words, I’ve run out of dumb things to talk about.

I’m switching to smart stuff!

Just kidding – that’s unpossible.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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