The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/10/12)


Ellen DeGeneres Australia Quokka

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Ellen DeGeneres Australia Quokka

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Wow! Yowzers! Dizzang! Not only is Australia great but they have weird science lab islands!

Take Rottnest Island, not far from Perth. Rottnest features that science experiment of animal, the Quokka. You know, the one that’s part kangaroo, part squirrel, part rat and 100% adorable/gross?

Yep, they’re funny little creatures, and that’s no quokka bull sh … huh!? HUH!?


Why am I doing this?


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