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Attn: Ellen (10/10/12)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Australia Quokka

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Australia Quokka

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Wow! Yowzers! Dizzang! Not only is Australia great but they have weird science lab islands!

Take Rottnest Island, not far from Perth. Rottnest features that science experiment of animal, the Quokka. You know, the one that’s part kangaroo, part squirrel, part rat and 100% adorable/gross?

Yep, they’re funny little creatures, and that’s no quokka bull sh … huh!? HUH!?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Rottnest Island

Australia pretty

 

Rottnest Island Australia

 

Rottnest Island Australia

 

Rottnest Island Australia

 

Rottnest Island Australia

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