“Trick or treaaaaaat!”
CHOMP!
Tomorrow is going to be a big day for the Zombie. Careful when you open your door, you may be opening a buffet unknowingly.
No, I’m just kidding. I’m pretty sure the Zombie is a total ham (for example, see last year here or here) and loves to go around during Halloween ‘season’ and hear people say, “oh duuuude! That is an AWESOME costume!” Although if people get close, I would imagine they would then quickly add, in their head, “wow, you’re dedicated. You really do stink like death.”
To, in a sense, pre-treat this situation … I’ve been having the Zombie drink some of my laundry detergent. He’s Springtime Fresh … to death. Ah ha ha. So funny.
From the Zombie and I, happy Halloween!
DumbFunnery 
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Fresh to death… That’s the kind I had to sigh a little to myself before I could type this comment. Very painful, and awesome.