Here’s the Zombie at some restaurant/bar – I can’t tell if this jerk dude he’s with is human or zombie and …
I’m … I’m so disappointed in myself right now.
I just realized I was jealous of the idea of the Zombie having another friend! I’m terrible!
This is certainly an unexpected feeling. I really need to get myself a new hobby, or meet a girl, or anything I guess really would be an improvement over being jealous of the idea of my zombie roommate making a new friend.
Oh wait it’s Halloween weekend! I’ll just go stare at girls dressed all skanky. Problem solved!