The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (1/16/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Ninja

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

When you watch movies about spies, or ninjas, or secret agents – do you think it would be cool if you could be one? I do, too.

One thing those folks and I have in common? We’re very meticulous when it comes to folding laundry.

It’s the subtle skills of spies like laundry-folding that go under-appreciated.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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