The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (1/16/13)


Ellen DeGeneres Ninja

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

When you watch movies about spies, or ninjas, or secret agents – do you think it would be cool if you could be one? I do, too.

One thing those folks and I have in common? We’re very meticulous when it comes to folding laundry.

It’s the subtle skills of spies like laundry-folding that go under-appreciated.


Why am I doing this?


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