The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (3/20/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Austin

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Austin

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

SxSW is over! School has started up again! I’m back at work! And I think I may be coming down with a cold! And I forgot if exclamation points convey excitement or extreme sadness!

Please … help …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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