Attn:Ellen (3/12/14)
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This week I’m going to Austin for SxSW (South by Southwest). I’ll get to see the latest in hip fashion.
I will be staring, wide-eyed and weirded out, like Luke Skywalker at the Mos Eisley spaceport.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. I can’t decide if I’d be excited or annoyed if hipsters decided to love Star Wars. On the one hand, sweet!, more people will get this postcard. On the other, I’d have to say that I liked Star Wars before it was cool.