Oh no, Halloween is two days away and you’ve got nothing (or if you’re in college you have your fourth Halloween party coming up on Thursday – ugh I’m so sick of Halloween by now you guys, seriously another party?, fine whatever – and you can’t wear something you’ve already worn).
Fret not, I am here to help you.
First off, feel free to check out a past guide (which obviously became internet sensation):
Now for this year’s guide:
Last Minute Halloween Costumes
- Be a Dick Tracy villain (one that I made up just now): Waffle Maker
Other classic Dick Tracy villains (see, my idea is not so far fetched huh?)
- His line whenever he offs someone he was paid to “quiet”?
- “Prepare to meet your Maker …”
- He then leaves behind a Waffle.
- What should you wear?
- Try something dressy and nice (so you look good), and carry around a waffle maker.
- Want to go the extra mile?
- Bring a waffle or two to whatever party you’re going to.
- His line whenever he offs someone he was paid to “quiet”?
- Be Venice Beach for Halloween!
- Talk with a bad Italian accent
- Be incredibly rude to everyone
- Get it? Venice Beach.
- Be a white basketball player!
- Get one of those “Fun Dip” candy things
- Whenever someone asks you what you are take the Fun Dip stick and try but continuously fail to get the stick in the sugar packet
- It’s fairly obvious at this point that you “can’t dunk” so they should be able to connect the dots
- Want to go the extra mile?
- Wear workout clothes and carry a basketball (for anyone who isn’t so quick on the uptake like you and I)
- Be a social grave digger!
- Wear dark clothes
- Carry a shovel
- Say really awful or awkward or insulting things to people and then try to talk your way out of it unsuccessfully
- Note: This costume may come more naturally for some people
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