The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/11/14)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Big news! I tell you, this will make your week (because I am such a big factor in your life). Anywho …

I’m engaged!

After lots of secret planning the day arrived and I popped the question around sunrise at the top of Enchanted Rock (get it?). Apparently, my girlfriend (fiancé) who is a therapist, can determine when I am acting unusually and I had shown my hand.

But I bet she’ll be shocked at my other news … I’m pregnant.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (4/11/14)" (1)

  1. Best ending to a postcard ever.

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