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Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

While some may see this as kitschy romance, I choose to see it as a threat.

‘My dearest,

You neglected to tell me your parents would be visiting while you are on business travel. Hmm.

Love stinks,
The spouse’

Sincerely,
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Why am I doing this?