The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (7/23/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This week, in “The Adventures of Being Engaged,” I learned that there is a product called a ‘Silicone Wisk.’ This is not another way of saying trophy wife but instead a kitchen tool.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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