The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (11/19/14)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Soon my fiancé and I will be taking a trip to Colombia for a friend’s wedding. Another friend and I devised a plan: in every picture we will have, somewhere, a can of Coke. Then when showing off trip photos we can casually say, “Colombia’s Coke problem is tough … It’s called Pepsi, heard of it!?”

Ambassadorship, here I come.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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