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Dear Ellen,

I bet if Darth Vader hadn’t been evil he would’ve been super evil. Using his Force powers to tickle people (instead of choking them to death). That slow, labored breathing as he stands 10 feet away … tickling you. Could it get more evil?!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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